It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
honey bunches of taint.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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