just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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