just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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