I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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