It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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