dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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