I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Randomize
