Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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