They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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