Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Less talking, more tequila
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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