Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
