Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
We talked him into tasing himself.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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