also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.