Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma