But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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