Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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