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you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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