I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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