Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
