Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I want her autograph on my taint
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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