I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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