That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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