Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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