I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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