I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
home. puking in laundry basket.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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