I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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