woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Holy sore nipples Batman
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