So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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