you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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