why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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