So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
My life is pants optional.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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