It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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