I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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