I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I smell stomach acid.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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