And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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