Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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