Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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