I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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