do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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