guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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