It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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