is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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