How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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