love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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