how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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