Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i need some magic done to my vagina
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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