Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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