I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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