I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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