hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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