Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
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I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
it's not cheating when I paid for it
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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