i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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