it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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He passed out mid-signature
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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