my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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