I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
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so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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