I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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