you're like a bully in the Christmas story
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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