I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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