i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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